Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy

From the Late Show episode aired on Thursday, January 08, 2009

Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon End our dependence on foreign owls Sell New Mexico to Mexico Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It's a mortal lock! Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch Appear on "Deal or No Deal" and hope to choose the right briefcase Bail out the adult film industry -- not sure how it helps, but it can't hurt Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America's money from China Stop talkin' and start Obama-natin'!